World's Funniest Golf Joke

This is a joke that, a few years ago, was voted 'world's funniest joke' via a year-long online survey. I've modified it so that it is now a golf joke. Hope you like it.


A couple of golfers are out on the fairway when one of them suddenly falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are rolled back up in his head. The other guy whips out his cellphone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator: "I think my friend is dead! What should I do?"

The operator, in a calm soothing voice, says: "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."

There's a silence, then over the phone the operator hears "THWUMP".

The guy comes back on the line and says: "OK, now what?"



Congratulations to the USA for their convincing win in the President's Cup. I have to question Tiger's loss to Mike Weir though. The USA had already won the Cup as Tiger was finishing up his match, so the result was virtually meaningless...except to Weir and the thousands of Canadian fans in attendance that is. With Tiger's strong sense of history and recent dominance, coupled with the huge boost to Weir's legacy should he (Weir) win, it's not beyond the realm of possibility to think that Tiger packed in his 'A' game. Just a thought.

Aaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!

Spent most of the day configuring my golf joke blog and now I'm adding a picture so that I can add it to my profile. That's almost the sole reason for this particular post.

Don't laugh...I'm obviously no shutterbug.

How 'bout a joke, then you can laugh and you won't have to admit what you are really laughing at.





Bad Day at the Golf Course

Mike and Bob had just finished the first nine and it was obvious that Mike was having a bad day.

"Gee Mike, you're just not your old self today, what's the matter?" asked Bob.

Mike, looking pretty glum, said, "I think Mable's dead."

"That's terrible," said Bob, "You think your wife is dead, aren't you sure?"

"Well," responded Mike, "the sex is the same, but the dishes are piling up."


Ok, just one more quick one -


Q: What is the hardest thing about playing golf with your wife?
A: Having to say, "Great shot, Honey!" 142 times


Have a good one!